Saturday, December 1, 2007

30 NOVEMBER 2007

30 NOVEMBER 2007

Hum log aj subeh hi college jane ka plan bana chuke the. Mai hamesha ki tarah Charbag ko baitha k nikal pada. Babaji bhi aye the. Unhone "Indigo Nation" ki kimti shirt pahani thi,jo unhone Pantaloons factory outlet, Janpath se li thi. Ek k sath ek free thi. (ye kuch kuch defective saree sale ki tarah hai ki inme ek mamuli sa defect hai jo apko dhondhne se b nhi milega). Usne jo achchhi shirt thi wo bade bhaiya ko de di. Isse babaji k tyagi vyaktitva ka pata chalta hai. Fir hum log andar gaye. Raste me Ra**** bhaiya mile. Hum unhe pakad k Anatomy lab me le gaye. Waha pe humne ek ek haddi li aur use study kiya. Babaji ko kafi confusion ho raha tha median-lateral, posterior-anterior me par maine use samjha diya. Fir yu hi g**8dmasti karte karte 1:30 pm ho gaya. Hum log ab Ra**** bhaiya se bole ki ap bones samjha dijiye. Unhone samjhana shuru kia. Fir unke lunch ka time ho gaya. Mene baki sbko lab se bhagaya. Bhaiya ne bataya ki college wale karmachariyo ka Provident Fund marne k liye college ko theke pe chalane ko de rhe hai. Rakesh,aur 1st yr k jyadatar varishtha shikshak is karan se college chhod rhe hai. Hum log chintit ho gaye. Mene Baba se kaha ki apne papa se bolo college ka theka lene k liye,isse tumhara college me bhokaal ban jaega,tumhe ladkiya ghere rhengi,teacher b bahut samman denge. Isse utsahit hoke Baba ne turant apne pitaji ko call kar diya. Charbagwa ne b turant call krke papa ko khabar ki. Fir hum log canteen me aa gaye. Baba abi b Ra**** se bat kr rha tha. Mene use cal krke canteen me bulaya aur sath me token leke ane ko kaha. Par tb pta chla ki khana khatm ho gaya. Baba aa gae,15 Rs k token leke. Jb use pta chala ki khana nhi hai, to wo ruwasa ho gaya. Bola ki mere pas sirf 15 Rs the. Tab mene jake use refund karaya. Fir hum log ne Divyata Inn jane ka plan banaya. Mai Charbag ko baithake pahuch gaya. Baba k sath me Utsav tha. Waha pe jb hum log ghuse to waha pe pehle se Sh*****,N*** (baba ki didi), aur ek anya ladki thi. Wo sb sali bahut shor macha rhi thi. Baba maalik wali chair pe baithe the. Wo ladkiyo ki or muh kiye baithe the. Fir humne menu mangaya. Mai aur baba to chili chicken ka man bna chuke the,par Charbag ko veg khana tha. Utsav duvidha me tha ki kya khaye. Fir humne use behlaya fuslaya. Tb humne waitor ko 3 half plate chili chiken,aur ek half shahi paneer+roti ka order diya.
Fir maine charbag se cell pe bhojpuri gana bajane ko kaha. Usne bajaya par usme zordar sound nhi tha. Mera maksad usse pura na ho paya (ladkiyo ko bhojpuri gana sunake apni izzat me izafa karna). Tb Utsav ne apna Fly nikala aur uspe kuch bite zamane k gane bjaye. Kafi intezar k bad khana aya. Charbag ka paneer dekh k Utsav ko lalach aa rha tha. Hame sirf spoon mila tha,mene waitor se fork magaya. Fir jb hum log kha hi rhe the tbi ladkiya uth k jane lagi. Wo hame dekha k hans rhi thi. Tiwari ki didi keh rhi thi "kaun kahega ye log doctor hain ?" . Fir hum logo ne khana kha liya. Fir mai baba se ladai karne laga. Kisi bat pe baba krodhit ho gaye aur bole-"tohke chutiya se pakar k chhate pe taang deb sale". Ye sun k mai ekdum nishabd ho gaya. Fir jb bill ki bari aai to Baba ne apna diya,mene b apna,aur sbne apna. Charbag jb shuru me waha pe menu dekha to bola tha ki "chai hi pike chalte hai". Us din uski raat jarur karwato aur bechaini me beeti hogi.
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