3 DECEMBER 2007

3 DECEMBER 2007

Aj mera dusra practical cum viva tha. Par is bar mujhe kafi nishchintata thi. Waise to humara practical to kal hi proposed tha lekin bad me postpone ho gaya. 1 dec ko subeh 7 baje mere ghar ki ghanti baji. Mai oonghte huye utha,ye dekhne k liye ki kaun mardoot aa tapka subeh subeh. Par mai jaise hi bahar nikla to dekha ki bahar ek green color ki Qualis khadi thi. Mai turant andar bhaga aur mausi se bola ki CP bhaiya aye hai. Mausi gai. Wo dar-asal sath me Biochem k examiner ko bhi baithaye the. Usi ka kuch kam tha. Is karan se mai bahut khush tha, mera to bhokal bn gaya tha class me. Ha to hum log college pahuch gaye. Waha pe bahut apadhapi ho rhi thi. Hame jyada waqt na mila aur jald hi copies pakda di gai. Hum log lab me pahuch gaye manual leke. Hume ek trikoneeya kaanch k bartan me paani jaisa drava mila tha jiska hame raasayanik pareekshan karke ye pata karna tha ki usme kaun sa tatva viraajmaan hai. Mujhe to kuch smj me na aa rha tha aur na hi baba ko. Hum log wohi kar rhe the jo baki log . Humne manual ki bhi madad li. Akhirkar parinamswarup muje aur baba ko 6 parakhnaliyo me bhinn bhinn rango k ghol praapt huye. Ant me bari thi copy pe likhne ki. Ye karya humne akhilesh ki nakal karke kiya. Fir humne test tube aur copy sahit waha se nikal diya gaya.,aur hum log viva me apni bari ka intezar karne lage. Jaise hi koi viva deke nikalta hum log uspe toot pad rhe the aur prashno ki bauchhar kar de rhe the. Hum log tb physio lab me baithe the. Waha pe humne Devendra ka khub mazak udaya aur use mara bhi. Usne bhi mujhe marne ka kai prayas kiya. Ye sare chitra aap gallery me dekh skte hai. Fir hum log kafi der pehle hi apna sazo saman leke room k bahar pahuch gaye. Waha pe kafi ladkiya thi, is karan muje kafi acha ehsas ho rha tha. Baba bar bar andar jhaank rha tha. Fir achanak hmara number aa gaya. Mai age age gaya. Waha pe Chat***** sir b the. Sabse pehle examiner me mujhse puchha ki jal me ghulansheel vitamins k nam btao. Mai bola A,D,E K. Ye sun ke Cha****** aur examiner muskuraye. Baba ko b hasi aa gayi par usne lips dato me dabake hasi ko roka. Fir yehi prashn Baba ko pass ho gaya. Wo bade shan me bola vit C, aur usne B complex group k sare vitamins k nam gina diye. Itni shan me mene use kabi nhi dekha tha. Fir usne kai and band sawal kiye jo hame bouncer ke saman prateet huye. Fir usne Renal function test pucha. Ye sun k hum soch me pad gaye aur bagle jhaankne lage. Hamari haalat dekh k examiner bola -esi gehrai me doob gaye ho mane na jane kya poochh liya ho. Fir usne ghar aur sheher k bare me puchha. Fir dad k bare me puchha. Mene jb btaya ki wo bank me hai to usne kaha ki tumhare papa ki kamai to white hai, tum sawal nhi bta pa rhe ho, tmhe khud pe sharm ani chahiye. Wese bat mujhe Seema mam b keh chuki hai, par mai to kafi besharm hu. Fir hum log taan k nikle., sare ladke humse puchhne k liye line lgaye the,mene b sbko btaya ki examiner to ghar bar k bare me puchh rha h. Hum logo ne waha karib 1.5 ghanta tafri ki.
Jb pramod ka viva ho rha tha to baba lagatar khidki se use dekh rha tha. Aur ladkiya uski hai style dekh k khilkhila rhi thi. Fir hum canteen gaye aur free me chawal khaya.Par wo theek se pka nhi tha. Fir hum laut aye. Sham ko mai baba k sath kaha gaya aur kya khaya ye mai kinhi reasons se nhi bta skta
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30 NOVEMBER 2007

30 NOVEMBER 2007

Hum log aj subeh hi college jane ka plan bana chuke the. Mai hamesha ki tarah Charbag ko baitha k nikal pada. Babaji bhi aye the. Unhone "Indigo Nation" ki kimti shirt pahani thi,jo unhone Pantaloons factory outlet, Janpath se li thi. Ek k sath ek free thi. (ye kuch kuch defective saree sale ki tarah hai ki inme ek mamuli sa defect hai jo apko dhondhne se b nhi milega). Usne jo achchhi shirt thi wo bade bhaiya ko de di. Isse babaji k tyagi vyaktitva ka pata chalta hai. Fir hum log andar gaye. Raste me Ra**** bhaiya mile. Hum unhe pakad k Anatomy lab me le gaye. Waha pe humne ek ek haddi li aur use study kiya. Babaji ko kafi confusion ho raha tha median-lateral, posterior-anterior me par maine use samjha diya. Fir yu hi g**8dmasti karte karte 1:30 pm ho gaya. Hum log ab Ra**** bhaiya se bole ki ap bones samjha dijiye. Unhone samjhana shuru kia. Fir unke lunch ka time ho gaya. Mene baki sbko lab se bhagaya. Bhaiya ne bataya ki college wale karmachariyo ka Provident Fund marne k liye college ko theke pe chalane ko de rhe hai. Rakesh,aur 1st yr k jyadatar varishtha shikshak is karan se college chhod rhe hai. Hum log chintit ho gaye. Mene Baba se kaha ki apne papa se bolo college ka theka lene k liye,isse tumhara college me bhokaal ban jaega,tumhe ladkiya ghere rhengi,teacher b bahut samman denge. Isse utsahit hoke Baba ne turant apne pitaji ko call kar diya. Charbagwa ne b turant call krke papa ko khabar ki. Fir hum log canteen me aa gaye. Baba abi b Ra**** se bat kr rha tha. Mene use cal krke canteen me bulaya aur sath me token leke ane ko kaha. Par tb pta chla ki khana khatm ho gaya. Baba aa gae,15 Rs k token leke. Jb use pta chala ki khana nhi hai, to wo ruwasa ho gaya. Bola ki mere pas sirf 15 Rs the. Tab mene jake use refund karaya. Fir hum log ne Divyata Inn jane ka plan banaya. Mai Charbag ko baithake pahuch gaya. Baba k sath me Utsav tha. Waha pe jb hum log ghuse to waha pe pehle se Sh*****,N*** (baba ki didi), aur ek anya ladki thi. Wo sb sali bahut shor macha rhi thi. Baba maalik wali chair pe baithe the. Wo ladkiyo ki or muh kiye baithe the. Fir humne menu mangaya. Mai aur baba to chili chicken ka man bna chuke the,par Charbag ko veg khana tha. Utsav duvidha me tha ki kya khaye. Fir humne use behlaya fuslaya. Tb humne waitor ko 3 half plate chili chiken,aur ek half shahi paneer+roti ka order diya.
Fir maine charbag se cell pe bhojpuri gana bajane ko kaha. Usne bajaya par usme zordar sound nhi tha. Mera maksad usse pura na ho paya (ladkiyo ko bhojpuri gana sunake apni izzat me izafa karna). Tb Utsav ne apna Fly nikala aur uspe kuch bite zamane k gane bjaye. Kafi intezar k bad khana aya. Charbag ka paneer dekh k Utsav ko lalach aa rha tha. Hame sirf spoon mila tha,mene waitor se fork magaya. Fir jb hum log kha hi rhe the tbi ladkiya uth k jane lagi. Wo hame dekha k hans rhi thi. Tiwari ki didi keh rhi thi "kaun kahega ye log doctor hain ?" . Fir hum logo ne khana kha liya. Fir mai baba se ladai karne laga. Kisi bat pe baba krodhit ho gaye aur bole-"tohke chutiya se pakar k chhate pe taang deb sale". Ye sun k mai ekdum nishabd ho gaya. Fir jb bill ki bari aai to Baba ne apna diya,mene b apna,aur sbne apna. Charbag jb shuru me waha pe menu dekha to bola tha ki "chai hi pike chalte hai". Us din uski raat jarur karwato aur bechaini me beeti hogi.
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