18 NOVEMBER 2007

18 NOVEMBER 2007

Mere exams khatm ho gaye. Par hamare room me itne chor invigilator aa gaye the ki hum log koi khas nakal nhi kar paye. Un sale idli-dosa walo ne chit nikalne hi nahi di. Par mene apne age baithe Tiwari baba aur side me baithi D**p* ki madad se kafi kuch likh liya. Par last me thoda lafda type ka ho gaya. Ek green shirt pehne invigilator ne mujse time se pehle hi copy maangi. Maine kafi anakani ki par wo ma******d nhi mana. Mene krodh me copy uski ore fenk di. Isse wo bhadak gaya. Wo kehne laga "tum apne aap ko kya samajhte ho ,hero,apne aap ko hero samajhte ho. Yu copy fenk k mujhpe koi ehsan kar rhe ho? I will tear ur copy. I wont submit it." fir usne meri copy lauta di. Fir wo sala apne se ek senior teacher ko bula k le aya. Par mamla sulat gaya. Par mujhe dukh is baat ka h ki kal muje ek ladki ne dhokha diya. Are nhi,galat mat samajhna, mai pyar mohabbat ki baat nhi kr rha hoon. Dar-asal, hostel me rehni wali 1 ladki ne mujhse micro-chit banwane ko kaha tha. Mene physiology me use ek set jiski lagat 12 Rs ayi thi use exam se pehle diya. Par us din wo dar k mare wo chit le hi nhi gai. Fir DM me b usne mujse fon karke chit banwane ko kaha,usne mujhe page no b note karaye. Mene bhi socha ki thik h,wo chit leke aegi,jb muje jarurat hogi,me maang lunga. Ladkiyo ki checking b to nhi hogi. Fir us raat maine use kuch confirm krne k liye fön lagaya. Par call galti se "ROBOT" nam ki ek ladki ko lag gaya. Exam time me mene usse kai bar chit maangi,par usne mujhe ansuna kar dia. Mai khoon ka ghoont pi k reh gaya. Isi chit k karan meri kafi badnami b hui thi. Boys hostel se leke girls hostel tak ye baat sbke juban pe thi ki Bipin ne uski chit bnai h. Par is dhokhe k bad mene socha ki kya ye akhiri exam h?Agle saal b to hoga,tb kaha bachke jaengi ye madam ! Hahaha. Usi din Charbag ji ki b'day party kai dino se prastaavit thi kyuki unka janamdin exam k beech me pad gaya. To hm log chinhut isthit ARYAN restaurant pe pahuch gaye Mai aur charbagh jake ek big aur ek small bottle Mcdowell's No. 1 whisky aur ek bottle beer aur do bottle soda le aye. Fir humne ek full aur ek half handi chicken order kiya. Ghaas-paat khane walo k liye paneer-haandi aya. Maine jamke pi aur Dingi ji ko khub gariyaya. Mene is vaartalaap ki audio recording b ki hai,jise aap niche diye gaye link pe click karke sun skte h. Fir hum log East end mall gaye aur waha kuch der rehne k baad ghar laut gaye. Baki sbo ne to saturday ko INOX me OM SHANTI OM dekhne ka plan bnaya. Par mene sbse kaha ki muje DUS KAHANIYA dekhni h. Mere dimag me kuch aur hi chal rha tha. To saturday ko mai apne plan k mutabik car servis karane nikal liya. Ye bahana mai pehle b do bar prayog kar chuka hu. Is trh se mai bach gaya. Jante hai mai kyu nhi gaya? Mai iske teen sambhaavit reasons btaunga jinme se ek hi satya hai. (1) mere paas paiso ki kami hai,meri pocket money khatm ho gai,aur jitna bcha h uski movie dekh leta to mera cigarette aur pan masala band ho jaega. (2) mai un 60 Rs se apni preyasi se ji bhar k baate kar sakunga (3) mai kanjoos hoo . Ab inme se asli reason kaunsa hai,mai ye nhi btaunga. OK ab agle din milta hu,muje tatti jana hai,zor ka pressure laga hai